Chapter 81 - Teasing Chu Feng
“Everyone, since you’ve accepted this mission, let’s fight! If we can successfully snatch the Arcane Magic Book from all the dark creatures in the Forest of Arcane, then even if I don’t consider the mission reward, with my luck and a large number of dark creatures of high levels, It can definitely make us rich. At the very least, we can reach Level 25.”
After Lin Shuang finished speaking, Fatty was the first to respond. “Of course we have to do something big! I’m also prepared to use the wealth in Glory to exchange for money in reality, buy a house, a car, and marry a wife!”
When Chu Feng and the others heard Fatty’s words, their faces were filled with a kind smile.
Fatty panicked when he saw everyone laughing. “Hey, what are you guys laughing at! Chu Feng, do you dare say that you don’t want to earn money and find a girl?!”
Chu Feng, who had been called out by Fatty, was instantly stunned on the spot. His laughter also stopped abruptly. After glancing at Qian Shanxue and Lu Wan, his face was filled with embarrassment as he scratched the back of his head. “I do want to earn money, but I don’t want to find a girl.”
As soon as Chu Feng said this, Fatty immediately stared at him suspiciously and asked in a teasing tone. “You don’t want a girl? Are you an eunuch?”
Chu Feng, who was frightened by Fatty’s words and gaze, immediately retorted Fatty in a panic. “F*ck you, Fatty. You’re the eunuch! I’m a manly man. I’m several times larger than the caterpillar below you!”
However, Fatty looked at Chu Feng’s explanation with an even stranger gaze. Then, as if he had suddenly thought of something, he retreated a few steps as if he had been stung by a scorpion and quickly distanced himself from Chu Feng. “You can’t be gay, right? Lin Shuang, quickly pull this damn pervert away and kick him out of the team!! If he has the intention of fencing with the two of us, it will be too late!!”
As soon as Fatty said this, Chu Feng was stunned on the spot with a dumbfounded expression. As for Qian Shanxue and Lu Wan, they should have avoided this matter and not expressed any opinions.
However, Fatty’s strange expression and the conversation with Chu Feng made the two of them smile from ear to ear. They laughed until they held their stomach and squatted on the ground. They covered their mouths with both hands and kept laughing uncontrollably.
Chu Feng, who had been in a daze for a moment, also came back to his senses at this moment. He listened to the continuous laughter of Lin Shuang and the other two, as well as Fatty, who was covering all the fencing parts of his body with his hands. He immediately flew into a rage out of humiliation and let out a shrill roar.
“Fatty, you bastard, I’ll fight you to the death! You’re the one who’s gay. Not only are you gay, but you’re also the uke!” As he spoke, he bared his fangs and brandished his claws as he ran towards Fatty, who was constantly causing trouble.
However, Chu Feng was not a burly person in reality. The profession he chose in the game was a mage, too. How could he deal with Fatty, a Knight profession who weighed 180 pounds?
Facing Chu Feng who was rushing towards him, Fatty directly hugged him and controlled his legs and hands. After that, he pretended to be shy and looked at him charmingly. “Ah Feng, if you want to fence, it’s not impossible. But there are too many people now. When we get off the line, we’ll go to a place where no one will disturb us. At that time, I’ll do whatever you want.”
Lin Shuang and the other two looked at Fatty, who was pretending to be charming and enchanting, and laughed until their stomachs hurt. They lay on the ground and kept pounding the ground. They laughed till their faces were red. They coughed non-stop and kept laughing.
Chu Feng, who was held in Fatty’s arms and had his arms restricted, emitted an aura of resistance as he faced Fatty, who was constantly flirting with him. However, his small arms and legs could not open Fatty’s restraints at all. He could only keep feeling disgusted and retching. He did not even have the courage to look at Fatty.
“Fatty, I was wrong. Let me go! You’re the big brother, and I’m gay. I beg you to let go of me!”
Amidst Chu Feng’s continuous pleading, Fatty wanted to continue teasing Chu Feng. “Alright, as long as you agree to one condition, I’ll let you go.”
Hearing that Fatty wanted to let go of him, Chu Feng hurriedly nodded in agreement. “Alright, Fatty. As long as you let go of me, I’ll promise you anything.”
Looking at the flustered Chu Feng who had agreed to his request, a sinister smile flashed across Fatty’s face as he stated his request. “As long as you let me cherish you, I’ll let you go.”
Chu Feng, who was bent on leaving Fatty’s arms, hurriedly agreed before he heard Fatty’s request. “Alright, I promise you. I’ll let you cherish me for a while—” However, as soon as these words were spoken, Chu Feng reacted and shouted continuously. “No! I’m spouting nonsense! Let go of me!”
How could Fatty, who decided to give Chu Feng an unforgettable memory, let him off so easily? Once Chu Feng knew that Fatty wanted him, he began to struggle violently, but how could he be Fatty’s match?
Looking at the big face with his mouth pouting as it approached him bit by bit, Chu Feng knew that he was doomed. He instantly gave up resisting and closed his eyes with a pale face. He kept praying that Fatty was just joking and would not really cherish him.
And the truth was indeed as he had thought. Fatty really didn’t want to cherish him. After all, he wasn’t gay. How could he really cherish Chu Feng? However, under the surprised gazes of Lin Shuang and the others, Fatty took out a rubber lip that looked like a real lip.
Fatty’s actions made Lin Shuang and the other two unable to believe their eyes. This was the game world, not reality. It was understandable that wild monsters could drop items and equipment on missions, but something like rubber lips could also appear?
They felt that it was unbelievable. Chu Feng, who was so afraid that he had his eyes closed, was even less likely to know. Fatty quickly took the fake lips and imprinted several marks on Chu Feng’s face before letting go of him. Moreover, after Chu Feng opened his eyes, he deliberately touched his lips and winked at him.
Chu Feng, who had opened his eyes, felt the marks on his face and Fatty’s coquettish gaze. He was instantly frightened until his legs went limp. He quickly ran behind Lin Shuang and wailed. “Master, your brother is so disgusting! He’s actually gay. Moreover, you saw it just now. He actually cherished me for a long time! I’m still a virgin. My first kiss is still here!”