Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel

“You said a car screwed you over?’ Wang Di looked at his best friend in disbelief.

“Yeah, fuck that shitty car! Laozi is not letting him off!” Zhou Yu swore.

“We can get a crane and smash his Santana 2000!” Wang Di suggested.

“Don’t! Please don’t! I’m begging you, I don’t want to touch that car ever again in my life, god knows what other weird stuff there is on it,” Zhou Yu was already terrified just thinking about it.

“Look at your pussy look,” Wang Di said in disdain.

“You don’t know how amazing his car is. Do you see my hair?” Zhou Yu pointed to his head and said.

“Oh yeah, I didn’t ask you yet. Where did you get your hair permed, it’s pretty special!’ said Wang Di.

“Special my ass! I got fucking electrocuted!” Zhou Yu swore.

“Hahaha!” Wang Di couldn’t help but laugh.

“Fuck, I came to talk to you about how to teach that kid a lesson, you actually mock me!” Zhou Yu said angrily.

“Haha... Ha, sorry, how about we find a place to beat him up?” Wang Di suggested.

“That’s fine as well. Fuck, even though we can’t do anything to the car, can’t we just do something to the person! Go and find a few lackeys later, we’ll teach him a proper lesson!” Zhou Yu said excitedly.

“I feel like we should plan it properly. Don’t you like that Xu Ruoyun, I’m afraid of it having bad effects on you when we beat someone up in front of her!’ Wang Di reminded.

“That’s true, it would be the best if we can make this brat lose all his face!” Zhou Yu nodded.

“How about this, we’ll do that then... Let’s put on a show of a hero saving a beauty. That brat’s image would probably instantly fall to the bottom like a shooting star,” Wang Di thought about it and said.

“Sure, this idea isn’t bad! Let’s do that. Go and find someone, I’ll go and prepare a bit,” hou Yu said lecherously.

During noon, the moment Xu Ruoyun and I walked out of the building, three delinquents with dyed hair and cigarettes walked over.

“Hubby, let’s hurry up and leave. They don’t look like good people,” Xu Ruoyun whispered quietly beside my ear.

Hurry and leave? I smiled wryly. These people probably came for us?!

It was as I expected, one of the young man, whose hair was trimmed like a watermelon peel pointed at Xu Ruoyun and said, “Bros, these girlie is rather pretty!”

“Ha, truly not bad!” said green hair.

“Girlie, come with us bros to drink, gamble and smoke!” said the multi-colored hair.

“Hubby...” Xu Ruoyun hid behind me in fear.

“Ya! I didn’t notice that there was a retarded guy standing here!” The thin-faced young man pointed at me as if he suddenly noticed a new continent.

“Fuck, he is truly too puny, if it wasn’t because of your reminder me, I wouldn’t have seen him!” said green hair.

“Same, it seems like it’s no good without glasses!” said the multi-colored hair.

“How is it, retarded guy? I’m interested in this girlie, are you going to disappear by yourself, or should we help you?” asked the thin-faced young man.

“You mean that you will disappear instead of me?” I said with a laugh.

“Fuck! I was saying that we’ll cause you to disappear! Do you understand now?” the thin-faced young man said angrily.

“Oh, I understand now,” I said.

“Then disappear by yourself! I’ll let you leave alive if you leave this girlie behind,” the multi-colored hair continued.

I looked at the three young man in front of me coldly. It was clear that someone else put them up to this. I could be sure of this from their terrible acting and the fact that the thin-faced young man repeatedly looking towards the right.

It was my first day coming to Beichen, the only person I pissed off was that person called Zhou Yu.

Since I was sure of this, I decided to play with them till the end to see just what he was going to do.

“Ruoyun, cooperate with me no matter what I do,” I said quietly to Xu Ruoyun.

Although I haven’t been with her for a long time, the understanding between a couple wasn’t something that normal people could compare up to. That was why Xu Ruoyun understood very quickly.

Suddenly, I saw that thin-faced young man give me a cue. I momentarily blanked, then immediately understood.

“Ugh... Three big bros, this isn’t that good, right? She’s my girlfriend, I can’t leave her behind,” I said in a fake pitiful manner.

“Heh! Then you don’t want your life now?” the watermelon young man threatened.

“About this... I... Then will you guys hurt her?” I pretended like I was about to compromise.

“Hehe, don’t worry, we won’t kill her!” said the multi-colored hair.

“Yeah, us bros are just going to feel good with her. I’ll feel good, and she’ll feel good too!’ said green hair.

“It only truly feels good when everyone feels good!’ the watermelon young man continued.

“Oh, then alright. Let’s feel good together!” I said helplessly.

“Thanks. Bros, let’s go!” the multi-colored hair walked over with a lecherous smile.

“Wait!” At this moment, a voice shouted out and the person behind it appeared. The brat, Zhou Yu, walked out like a hero of the legends.

“Who the fuck are you, you actually dare to interrupt in us bros’ business,” the thin faced young man pointed to Zhou Yu and said.

“Let her go. How dare to cause trouble in Beichen!” Zhou Yu said in a righteous manner.

“So what if we cause trouble here? How the heck is it your business?” The multi-colored hair rolled his eyes and said.

“Hmmph, I’m warning you guys, don’t kid with your life. I have limited patient, don’t make me angry!” Zhou Yu said in an awesome manner.

“Patience? Limit? Bros, this retard thinks he’s Christ!” green hair said in a sinister manner.

“Since you are seeking death, then I will not hold back!” Zhou Yu posed coolly, then jumped in front of green-hair to hit him.

Green hair knocked Zhou Yu’s hand away easily, then said to the other people, “Bros, this retard is seeking death, wreck him!”

With that, the thin-faced young man and multi-colored hair also surrounded him and started to beat up Zhou Yu.

“Don’t hit me...” Zhou Yu howled.

“Even someone like you dares to come and interrupt us? And try to save a beauty?!” the thin-faced young man beat him up even more.

“You guys are hitting the wrong person... Stop! It’s not me...” Zhou Yu couldn’t stand it anymore and started to beg for mercy. “Did that brat, Wang Di, not make it clear to you guys? He told you to teach that brat a lesson, I’m the hero that comes out to save the beauty... Ah, stop hitting me...”

“Hubby, what is he saying?” Xu Ruoyun also understood what was going on. So these three delinquents were people that Zhou Yu called over.

“They’re acting,” I said seriously.

“Oh,” Xu Ruoyun didn’t understand why Zhou Yu called people to hit him, but this had nothing to do with her, Zhou Yu could do whatever the hell he wants.